Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
You put Smirnoff in your grape juice and called it communion...
he's gonorrhea incarnate
I now have a bottom rung on my kissing scale. Like I can say "Well. On a scale of Matt to Braxton he was probably a Zach." It's the little things.
Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
This power is too much for most humans to handle safely. It's like having the nuclear launch codes, except it's my penis.
Yeah yeah I know I have to bring your dog back.
Did I see you at the bar last night?
Yes. You just kept grabbing my boobs and saying how much better they are than yours...
I finally got my restraining order in the mail. Was that supposed to upset me? I'm just over here like "TELLEM BOY BYE!-\nlegally..."
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
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