I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
this crazy girl in up in Dennys is going crazy because Bob Saget just texted her.
I just made princess spaghettios..and I wonder why she broke up with me for not being mature enough.
We need to start having sex underwater more often.
its not fair. if i was a guy, i'd be getting a high five for banging two in one night.
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
I threw up in a Buffalo Wild Wings and then got a high-five. I really don't understand America
I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
I'm imagining a seal in an ugly shirt hahahahaha Percocet
walk of shame. I'm wearing my rain jacket over my dragon costume. My tail keeps dragging in the rain.
If you could get me there thatd be perfect. I doubt there's extradition on the moon.
The not so cute guy next to me made me play Kid Rock on the jukebox but I'm a big believer in free drinks so I obliged.
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