Well listen chief - never again do i want the scenario of going to the ER totally naked and partially drunk to b a possibility.
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
if we break up, who will get the dealer?
It only takes once for you to drunkly piss on a chick for her to lose interest in you.
It smells like someone died in our apartment and ya'll used some random orifice of his body to smoke weed out of. Side note, how did we get a guitar?
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
Last night I was this close to hooking up with someone called "Handjob Pat" dubbed for the time he paid $150 for a handjob in Canada.
Trying to take a nap and my brain decides to play "lets have flashbacks every time you blew it with a chick in college". It's a montage of stupidity and youthful inexperience. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
There arew tilmes ina man's life when christmaas. THerew are times in a man's lfie when drunk texts from a bathrom hyufgirto. So, you know, merry chriastmans.
I was so drunk last night I couldn't see faces, only from the shoulders down.
I'm sorry I called your mother a reasonably-priced receptacle.
I have post one night stand depression
Sorry about kicking you last night but you don’t mess with a girls margarita bucket. Ever
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