I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
I don't have a choice really. It's either lose 15 lbs by Halloween, or I'm going as a giant banana.
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
Dude. I knoww what ur thinking. Yes, your hand hurts. It's because you fell through a window. If and when you wake up, go to the hospital.
I think you were giving a sex seminar on your kitchen table last night.
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
who knew magic tricks and sex would actually go together?
I was gonna jerk off, but then I thought about that movie last night and it killed that idea. I have serious boner trauma.
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
We ended the night eating peanutbutter with our hands and smoking cigarettes in the house at 4am. Fucking Everclear, man.
Randomize
