Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
And I don't know what it is about weed making me want every episode of the real housewives of everywhere
Nothing like the It's a Small World ride at Disneyland to remind you to take your birth control. I took it on the boat yesterday
All I'm saying is that your next houseguest had better not barge in on me in the shower demanding I wash the stolen dye from his hair. I'm not doing that a second time.
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
If there was a build-a-penis, I would build that penis.
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
I wish I were single again so I could actually have sex.
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
He stole me a cantaloupe and we drunkenly broke into a park and ate it on a bench with my pocket knife. I think i need to marry him
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