I just did the scooter of shame. New levels of embarrassment have now opened.
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
I had a drunk dream I lived on a puppy farm. I hope this dream repeats every night of my life.
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
i was staring at her drunk thinking "shes at least a four"
Serious question: Should I volunteer to get tazered? My instincts say no but my wild side says yes.
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
Just walked into the library with a case of Strawberitas in hand.. no one said a word.. I think they were just impressed I knew where the library was
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
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