should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
I just spent all my babysitting money on red cups and beer.
People still let you watch their kids?
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
thanks for texting me "so many asians" at 1am...
there were a lot.
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
Picking up hoes with my dad is going to make it a little harder, but ay, if thats how he wants to bond after 23 years, Ill give it a shot
well I have to shit but I'm too hungover to push, and I snorted advil so I wouldn't have to swallow it and throw up.. hungover is an understatement.
Ummm, my mojito just spilled on 2 essays as I'm grading. Who says high schoolers have all the fun?
I will 100% jerk off using my own tears as lube before I'd ever bang a 4.
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
i had to call the bar to ask if they found my bowling ball. That good of a night
He also sent me nipple clamps because romance is NOT dead
why did you kick open the doors at church screaming whos ready to party?
Randomize
