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• (971): View more from Oregon

  I have two black x marks on my hands.

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  Yep you got cut off last night after a stripper bent over in front of you and you screamed very loudly 'I can see your soul from here'

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  damnit I wish I could remember that.

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• (703): View more from Virginia

  And he just showed me his vera bradley wallet...

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• (662): View more from Mississippi

  This guy kept running around with a blender giving people shots of everclear and vodka. Best. Toga. Party. Ever.

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• (319): View more from Iowa

  Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong

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• (843): View more from South Carolina

  I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.

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• (484): View more from Pennsylvania

  Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level

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• (714): View more from California

  he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now

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• (908): View more from New Jersey

  how much ball-pain constitutes an emergency?

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  Wanna show up on a guy's doorstep and punch him in the balls for me? At least this one isn't a cop.

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• (602): View more from Arizona

  My dog is now used to me drunk singing and sleeps through it. I don't know how I feel about this

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• (832): View more from Houston, Texas

  I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.

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• (301): View more from Maryland

  She just walked out of her bedroom naked and asked me to help put her diaper on. Yeah, that pretty much sums up the last 24 hours...

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• (507): View more from Minnesota

  You should feel special! You're also the only person I've ever punched during sex

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• (916): View more from California

  I made him watch the first 5 episodes of Game of Thrones before I decided to sleep with him.

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• (607): View more from New York

  I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel

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