To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
kerrys trying to convince everyone in the bar shes a lesbian. cheers to not being the drunkest girl in the room. i probably wont piss myself tonight.
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
i feel like an archaelogyst. im pulling apart last weeks brownies to find the weed in them
It has to be really easy to get midgets drunk.
Woke up naked in another mans house. If that keeps happening, then I probably need to go gay. You know to make it ok.
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
How did I roll 7 times this month and survive?\nI must be some sort of ecstasy goddess
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
I know you are gonna wanna ask a lot of questions but when we are home I need to cover your face with deli meat and photograph it
She shows up drunk at 3am for sex and then punches me straight in the eye in the middle of it because "you're too nice."
So what we learned was that it doesn't matter how skinny the stripper is, if she sits on your knee with a torn acl for two hours it's going to swell up
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