I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
I borrowed a glass of wine. And the bottle. Your cat said it was ok
When we picked him up this morning the cop said that if they actually arrested every drunk American who pissed on cathedral doors, Spain wouldn't have any room for real prisoners.
My day went from bad to worse when I realized I puked out my second floor window last night.
that is either the most profound and meaningful thing i've ever heard, or someone got high before noon again.
So there I was, eye fucking the waiter and I spilled beer all down my boobs
I'm going to preface tonight by saying that I'm sorry for tequila, shopping carts, and having to chase me.
You know it was a good night when you wake up w/o a shirt in someone elses living room next to a pancake on a spoon in a bowl of spaghetti.
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
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