lesson #67 learned in college: a three day old margarita, is still a margarita.
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
Learned a valuable life lesson last night. It's titled "Tequila: Still A Bad Idea".
See this is why people shouldn't jump into marriage. See what type of drunk you're engaged to first.
Listen. I don't care if its "nontoxic" im not putting it in my fucking vagina.
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
It has been so long since I got any action that I have decided to change my vagina's name from "the chamber of judgement" to "the cave of forgotten dreams".
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
Her vagina is like the upper echelon of Scientology and I don't have enough money to get in
Told him my main goal was to seduce the man and convince him to leave his wife for me. He didn't argue just asked me to let him know if I succeeded so he didn't waste anymore time not sleeping with the secretary at his office. I have an incredible boyfriend.
Somehow my family started talking about sex toys at breakfast.
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