question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
Do you think anyone has ever tried to have sex with a cows udder before?
hey. so did i get tied up by a jumprope last night?
We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
someone made her a trophy at 4 in the morning and presented it to her in the bathtub
I woke up and he used my makeup to write "hope you don't get pregnant" on my mirror before he left
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
Just to circumvent as much mood-killing as possible, you are allowed a small amount of laughter at my pubic hair. Too much and I revoke your vagina privileges until you can get your shit together.
DAMMIT Im supposed to be running a company not discussing dick piercings!
You've created a tinder dominating monster.
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
You're breaking my sexual little heart
I'm just glad I met someone who probably won't punch you in the face
I thought you were dead but then you asked me if your tits looked good. They did.
Mom got drunk as hell, crashed Dad's wedding and some how left with the best man. This is why you should be glad you aren't my sibling.
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