So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
I've spent too much of my life staring at my bberry and counting to 5 to see if it blinks
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
we found you in the closet, clutching coats that werent yours for stability
I just had to download an app to edit pictures on my new phone. The things I do for sexting...
my boss told me he would look for my wallet when he went back to the strip club tonight.
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
We designated a driver... But it was me..... So we designated another driver
I would totes reciprocate the nip pic, but I'm sick with a piece of tissue shoved up one of my nostrils and I'm just not feeling that ambitious. Sorry.
YOU IS KIND. YOU IS SMART. YOU IS IMPORTANT. YOU IS CLEANING YOUR OWN VOMIT.
So is the trick to long distance communication to be drunk during phone conversations?
I'm not even 100% sure what it is, but if it involves Thor and Doritos, I'm in
And remember people can't hear you kick ass in space
Remind me to tell you about how I hit a tree with my car last night.
I'll be glad to.
I wish people could trade lives with me for a day so they could see how much better my life is compared to theirs
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