Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
I was cleaning up my drunken mess and I found my ID in a cereal box
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
I need to stop going to bars and yelling "I could be teaching your kids one day, bitches!"
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
Check the mailbox while you're out!
I already looked this morning. You go check and see what you won on Ebay after your day drinking spree.
I just spent 20 minutes in a Subway trying to take a candid photo of the doppleganger of the guy I lost my virginity to instead of eating. That's all the evidence I need that my life is on track.
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
My one night stand said I love you, opened my fridge, stole my cream cheese and left.
It's not vacation until I get called "disgustinly sexy" by an fat woman whose older than my mother.
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
Randomize
