I just saw a homeless man dressed as a pirate. I love san francisco.
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
So that'd what fifty dollars of chicken at 7/11 looks like. Made it to work on time. Puked twice. BOOM.
I think it got a little awkward for her when my dad walked in on us and did nothing except leave half of his pizza on the table for us.
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
You pole danced in your parka.
Did you go to church in Texas and sign me up?
You need southern Jesus
why is "bang the student affairs grad assistant" the third highest thing on your semester goals list
I'm too high and old for this...
I miss my bedroom and my bed and being able to spray myself with my choice of 15 different perfumes so I don't have to wake up to the smell of my past sins
We were too tired to finish having sex so we just stopped to eat the cheesecake and passed out. I didn't mind
I really need to get a comfy set of masturbating shoes
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