I woke up on my floor...
I woke up with colors of the wind playing on repeat on my laptop...
South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
We are allowed to think Jacob from Twilight is hot in 468 days!
I don't know what is sadder, the fact that you figured that out or the fact that I can't wait until then!!
I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
Found her in the closet eating mayo out of the jar with a knife
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
woke up with the dennys waiters MYSPACE link on the back of my receipt...yep one of those nights
You are beautiful! I got thrown out of a bar tonight for throwing my shoe. It was at my sister, I don't know why they were mad. I know her.
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
HE FINALLY TEXT ME AND CALLED ME BY MY TWITTER NAME STAND BY FOR THE WEDDING INVITE, BRIDESMAID
my brother has friends over and I can hear one of them screaming from the basement "BREATHE. FILL YOUR LUNGS. LIVE YOUR LIFE." and it sounds like he's doing some motivational speaking down there but that's actually just how he encourages ppl to take bong hits
You drunk? Cause I have a terrible idea...
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
I wet willied a stranger last night didn’t I?
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