Found moms dildo in drawer while looking for socks, and its wet
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
How do you get a black eye playing beer pong??
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
Hey, please tell me that you and dad are having actual steaks tonight and I did not just get sexted by my dad
I'm a drunk white girl and my ancestors were drunk white girls, if we apologized our species would be extinct.
Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
Is Oprah even human
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
Last night I crashed my housemates tinderdate, smoked his weed and then left. He felt too awkward to say no.#Empowerment
I couldn't even tell you how many times I've said "wrong hole" today
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
I mean, don't most people have like a two week grace period where it's okay to ditch new friends?
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