We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
I was gonna make fun of her but that plan kinda stopped once she put my dick in her mouth
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
The bouncers kicked us out around 3 so we went to the grocery store flasks in hand and asked them to turn up their music...
Why is there a video on my phone of us trying to snort a line of Reeces Pieces with you chanting "This is how fat girls party"?
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
He pulled the pencil out of my leg and then we fucked. It felt sorta like pulp fiction in reverse.
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
she hand cuffed me to the bed naked, jumped off the dresser naked, hit her head on the fan and knocked herself out. when her mom came home i had to call her for help, she could have died man...
Just do what I do and listen to your vagina. She’ll growl when she smells good dick
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