no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
just won the tropical speedo for $11. i didn't know they sold pussy magnets that cheap
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
Played "Which Couple Will Take Me Home Tonight" at the bar last night... I can now cross three-some off my bucket list
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
I just don't fit in here. The other wives are ten years older and have kids!
Well, you chose trophy wife of a 35 year old over college. Sit in your suburban soup and stew.
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
Was there a condom involved? Because he was saying he wanted a kid. Repeatedly.
He showed up at my apartment drunk with a telescope wanting me to look at the "blown up star" in -24 degree weather, claiming "it's in the name if science"
I'm bonding with your girlfriend. I like her. We're plotting your demise.
Is it weird that the girl I'm fucking just wished me luck on my date tonight?
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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