I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
he is fucking friends with his exwife on facebook, but he defriends me after 3 dates? am i that crazy?
why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
Nothing like a 3am firealarm to kick a booty call out...
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
I don't think I will ever be as happy about anything as this man next to me on the bus eating Taco Bell.
I forgot to pack a bra for work today...you would not believe the extremes i've had to go through in order to keep these nips from my coworkers
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
all his sexual metaphors involve condiments, should I worry?
IDK MAYBE BC I WOKE UP IN AN AIRPORT WITH A ONE WAY TICKET TO LONDON
i left you alone for two hours TWO HOURS & when i got back i had to rush you to the hospital because you were covered in Smooth Away pads & drinking the bong water..
i'm sitting in my room 'bout to smoke a bowl. also, i found out that you don't need a permit to own a tiger in wisconsin, so we're buying one when we move in together.
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