It's 10am, I'm at grocery store buying booze b/c the bf just told me that he didn't "technically" break up with his ex.
After she threw up on my floor she started singing "this is why I'm hot."
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
I just saw a van full of amish parents and their kids. Those cheating mother fuckers!
I'm pretty sure he's lost all respect for me. it probably happened somewhere around the time i had officially slept with every single one of his friends..
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
I can't even masturbate anymore!! That was my last source of cardio!!
Who knows. Maybe the world would be a better place if more people sent their drug dealers thank you cards.
I rubbed his back while he puked for an hour and then ended up getting laid when I tried to put him to bed, best puke and rally I've ever seen.
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
I'm fucked-out. That state of being high between fucked up and passed out.
Randomize