at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
he pulled a hernia and i had to get the morning after pill. you tell me how our valentines day went.
In a meeting with the accounting department. This shit is even more boring in real life and there isn't a professor to wake me up.
On the one hand, she would be the biggest mistake of my year. On the other hand, she's here and drunk.
Totally just asked Dad if I needed to show the real estate guy my tits so he would let us buy the house. I've really got to work on that filtering thing.
I hope he's okay, but I also hope he shows up with an eyepatch
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
You don't care if I shave my legs, but you insist I be conscious for sex. Whatever. I really think your priorities are out of whack.
Have you ever just woke up in the morning and felt pregnant
i almost threw up on his dick. its like icarus, flew too close to the sun. except the sun is his dick and my throat was icarus
I think pants incapable of making pants work
This whole pope visit thing is ruining me having sex.
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
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