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Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
the day after is always just damage control
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
Somebody was walking their dog with their car. seriously
Not going out tonight. And so the 25 day drinking streak ends....
after we had sex he told me his original plan was to have sex with my roommate but his buddy likes her so i was backup
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
Fuck underwear. Let's get stoned and eat ravioli.
People dont know what to do when a naked fat guy is running towards them. they panic
You're lucky I'm tired or I'd take a pic of me mounting a reindeer yard decoration
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
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