Better skin, bigger boobs.. Birth control is INCREASING my chance of getting pregnant because people actually want to have sex with me now.
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
You remember those guys we called the police on after they stole our keg? Turns out one of them is a student instructor in one of my classes. Figuring out how best to use this information.
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
She somehow inhaled a tack last night, she's having surgery today.
Dude you don't even know. I spilled the tequila and it took 4 people to stop me from drinking it off the table.
He asked if I could ever take him seriously, I told him I just like his doggy style.....needless to say I snuck out after an awkward cuddle session... I wont be calling him at 2 am anymore.
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
I discovered a new stretch mark. DONE. LITERALLY DONE.
All I've had to eat today are potatoes...and by that I mean vodka and chips
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
I woke up naked and alone this morning. What a life
my near death experience doubled as my sexual awakening
Let the record show that I hate your ass.
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