i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
She pulled a cheeseburger out of her purse. I have missed her so much.
Listening to Joy Division and applying for Walmart. You get to choose which one is more depressing.
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
So, your gf couldn't walk up the stairs without your help, but she could knit you a scarf?
I think the fact that the scarf was made out of dental floss should be taken into account.
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
I did a hand stand against the glass wall at Ziggy's with no panties on and got 3 phone numbers. Thank God I shaved this morning...
GETTING HORNY AT RANDOM IS REALLY FUCKING INCONSIDERATE.
My entire news feed is ice bucket challenges. I wish there was a hide from feed button like FarmVille
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
He literally poured blue Gatorade on me after we had sex and said "good game" all over my white sheets
If Dr Phil has taught me anything about myself, it’s that I can seriously relate to those women who fake their pregnancies.
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