Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
We learned a valuable lesson from last night. You can, in fact, order bacon on a Big Mac.
Until he has ordered mozzarella sticks & beers at 2pm while wearing formal attire, then this is still my bar.
His glasses broke on the way to the bar aNd he ended up talking to this butterface all night. I didn't have the heart to tell him
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
To celebrate your birthday last night, I got drunk and sang drift away in buffalo wild wings. Happy birthday. The entire bar sang the chorus with me. It was magical.
My friend wants your phone number so you can teach her how to take a beer bong. She saw you doing them last night and got jealous.
Just tell her to open her throat. I don't want to talk to anyone who is jealous of someone who woke up this morning with a cat in their shirt as a result of that glorious beer bonging skill.
I love that you'd blow off your high school reunion to get shit faced in an aquarium with us
Um. We all know how I feel about sea life
Do you know that you can buy Cialis in Mexico? Best. Honeymoon. Ever.
Do you remember when I didn't post that pic of you fucking an avocado on your boss' desk? Can you return the favour?
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
He gives me the same feeling I get when someone puts a margarita or German chocolate cake in front of me
Sitting across the table from one of my high school teachers who hasn't seen me since I was about 16 drinking a beer wearing a leotard
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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