i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
I was just about to go down on her when she gave herself a "smell check" and said "no, not today".
my vagina's been through so much this weekend
you mean so much has been through your vagina this weekend?
this is the 21st century. you drunk fuck him and then go on a date.
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
There is a homeless man handing out free beer on the city bus. He has a cooler and everything. I love this trashy yet generous city.
ur mom makes the best bacon
WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE
Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
I made out with about ten people last night. And four of them were just on the way to my car from the bar. And one was my roommate.
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
WHAT IS MY LIFE THAT THE ONLY PERSON INTERESTED IN FUCKING ME IS MY 6TH GRADE MATH TEACHER
Hey this is your roommate. You know the one that let you have sex with her while you called out your exs name and cried?
I have no recollection of that. You must have the wrong number. P.s. your thongs still on the ceiling fan.
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