That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
I have no voice and feel like lukewarm beer.
great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
He started yelling "fuck the environment" then puked all over the baby trees
thanks for singing to me while i puked last night
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
I would just like you to know that the guy I blew off last weekend to come find ur drunk ass just got drafted into the major leagues.
Moment of silence for the loss of that option.
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
Gonna be late for work. Sex comes first. Priorities.
the fact you finally accept your bi don't shock me but as your fuck buddy I expect you girls to go family style on me
Do you ever go take a shit and end up sitting on the toilet for like 45 minutes wondering what the fuck you're doing with your life?
Everyday my friend, everyday.
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