bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
NEWS FLASH: A bottle of wine can fit into a taco bell cup.
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
My walk of shame this morning would have been much less obvious if it hadn't been 6:30 in the morning and I wasn't walking through downtown Nashville in a Steeler jersey.
I should be a dude... Walking a goat on a rope is a total chick magnet.
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
had a dream you helped me fill my shoes with yogurt. we were even like "why didn't we think of this before?!" like it was just so obvious
that sounds like something we'd do... we're onto something here
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
We had a quickie at work in the office. He walked out before me, and I fell asleep while waiting a few minutes to walk out. Yeah. He's got that change your life dick
You could at least care enough to fake an orgasm for me.
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