nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
you made me watch la bamba, and then you yelled at me for disrespecting your mexican heritage.
found the other keg... it's in the tree
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
She used the introduce me to her roommates so she could find out my name trick the next morning..I may be in love.
If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
I heard you were walking home with taylor with your dress completely up and your ass exposed
Yeah, that sounds like my life.
Won't anyone wonder why I'm mute, bald, and wearing an eye patch?
Pounding your chest saying "me Tarzan" is not flirting or even talking
the new numbers in my phone would beg to differ
I left her alone for a few minutes and she's already using a guy on his hands and knees as a chair while another guy is serving her margaritas.
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
Dude. I don't even want cuddles. I just want an acknowledgement that I just had balls in my mouth.
Woman doing my Brazilian right now says to tell you she says hi...what has our life come to?
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
I refuse to shit my pants for anyone except Cher and Christina Aguilera!
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