I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
She was sleeping without a shirt so I thought I wouldI sneaked a peek at her nipples..than I realized they were just warts...on her back.
I got to work, greeted my staff, then went into the bathroom to throw up. Who hired me to run a business???
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
ripping the fire alarm off the wall probably seemed like a better idea last night than it really was.
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
Also I played a weird game of chicken in the ladies room at work between myself the person pooping 2 stalls over and a very determined maintenance man.
Things you Cant unsee: When your smartphone syncs to your dads laptop and downloads photos...including his porn stash.
Also I'm so used to having sex with river guides that when he pulled out a condom I was actually surprised
Tim is a child that you physically can't love because he makes it hard for you to even find anything redeeming about him so you debate leaving him forever at the gas station.
Can't be like "hey can you elaborate on this three year old tweet" can I?
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
Just had a smooth transition from sexting to buffalo chicken dip 😂😂😂
Your skills amaze me
It’s a dick. Seen one, seen em all. Unless it spews a fountain of tequila, I don’t need to see yours.
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