yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
you kept introducing yourself to guys as "never going to happen"
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
Apparently you missed the drunkest me ever documented. I slept on the hardwood floor and left my pants on the porch to give u a frame of reference.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
I can't believe i lost my ID... bringing my birth certificate to the club was a weird experience
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
i just has to use a gift card to Target that one of my students parents got me to buy Plan B bc my bank account is -$0.08 so my 2017 is starting exactly how i pictured.
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
Pray for me.. I'm like the lonely vagina in a sea of sworming dicks
Almost gave myself a concussion stealing a stuffed unicorn hanging on a street sign but hey I got home safe
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