Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
I just woke up my dad to tell him that i made out with the drummer. He wasnt as excited as I was.
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
HOW DID YOU END UP IN THE BATHROOM WITH A DANCER AFTER 12 MINUTES?
You picked up her frozen vom puddle and threw it like a frisbee.
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
what compelled you to fill her bra with pudding and freeze it in the first place?
i might remember if i didn't get knocked out with it later that day.
Who showers for four hours?!
It was like a tropical nap.
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
You drunkenly said something along the lines of "move forever" to the lady standing in your way. Needless to say you had too many mimosas at breakfast.
Sarah was butt-chugging wine and diarrhea'd all over the wall
Curing hangovers with more alcohol was a great idea for the first five days
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
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