it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
I just paid a homeless man $20 for the dragon ball Z shirt he was wearing. I need to stop drinking
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
I just want you to sit on my face and to tell you you're pretty. Most girls would leap at this opportunity.
I just took the cheapest shot in your honor
I think I shall call his penis Gatsby. We talk about it all the time, but I never see it.
You leaned over so she could squirt ketchup in your hair and then started chanting "KETCHUP NIGHT!! KETCHUP NIGHT!!!"
i will not be out-irished. not this night. if i don't wake up tomorrow handcuffed to a hospital bed, i have failed my ancestors.
best eviction party ever.
it wasn't an eviction party you asshole, you just happened to get yourself evicted during the party.
For starters i called the cops on myself for trying to destroy the ladys decorations
I'm like the big dick whisperer.
That's why my boobs are so big, they're full of secrets.
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
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