i just told my boss to make it rain at camelot later...what is wrong with me?
Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
Guess who is high enough to buy Jingle All The Way?
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
This hangover is way worse than all my relationships
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
Best thing she said after I kicked her out "rugby guys have single handedly ruined my faith in men"
Can't decide if it was more awkward buying sheets together or disposing of them afterwards
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
Please tell me you did not shit your Disney princess costume.
I had sex with a boy who lives in a closet, that's like having sex with Harry Potter, right?
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