can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
dude she wont stop talking about little people big world...she said my penis looked like zach roloff and took a picture with her phone?
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
These pubs in Ireland act like hand jobs aren't the universal currency
Hey. Can you be so hung over that you get a rash?
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
Me. You. Shitty green clothes from Savers that we will dub alligator costumes. Middle of the quad tomorrow at noon. Bring your alligator voice and the pearls before swine comic.
Okay good. I don't want another mom thinking I got their daughter pregnant.
Hey. I thought you were saving your 80s playlist til marriage.
I'm not sending you pictures to jack off to. That's not what friends do
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
Just skate-of-shamed, shirtless, with a bucket or margaritas. Good luck beating that one.
I was so ripped I had a natty light box over my head carrying a spray bottle out in the streets trying to give car washes.
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