As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
guess you're going to miss out on a groin massage and a frosty vagina
My mom's mothers day present consisted of a card, chocolate and the rose bush I threw up in as I was getting in last night. She loved it.
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
Bring your friend that fell asleep in the bathroom for my friend.
Ok. I am hammered I will admit it but my legacy needs to live and your the only woman that could spawn satan. We need to talk.
I fucking hate you. Some slutty looking drunk chick backed her ass up across the bar and started grinding on you. You ignored her because you didn't want to share you drink
I care about my drink far more than her feelings
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
I got dressed on his front steps, peed on his neighbors lawn, then did a shoeless walk of shame home at 5am...
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
I had a really bad dream about us drinking this weekend. Remind me to tell you Friday when we start drinking
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
I didn’t say it was classy, I said it was sexy
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