your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Laying in bed naked with the guy I just fucked, talking to his WIFE who's sitting across from us like we're having a fucking tea party. This is interesting.
The only thing better than Call of Duty is getting jerked off while playing Call of Duty.
Either I'm a lot drunker than I thought, or he has three dicks....
I think I'm gonna have to go with the first one...
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
I paid off a credit card today. And I was tested negative for HIV. AND I did laundry. Honestly, I'm most excited about the laundry.
Hah I guess I sent that to like ten people, along with another one of me sitting in a bath tub eating an ice cream sandwich.
HE FINALLY TEXT ME AND CALLED ME BY MY TWITTER NAME STAND BY FOR THE WEDDING INVITE, BRIDESMAID
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
I forgot to lock the door last night. I woke up cuz a guy opened my bedroom door, asked me who I was and where he was. And there was another guy standing in the living room asking me if I knew what apartment "Travis" lives in.
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