question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
WHEN DID YOU SAY YOU COME BACK BC I GOT INVITED TO A KEG WAR PARTY
With a breakfast like weed and a fun size twix before a dentist appointment you can see exactly how I handle being an adult
you threw me on the ground pryed my purse out of my hands screaming " I JUST WANNA HOLD IT A LITTLE BIT". later i found you putting on my lip gloss.
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
Nothing says happy valentines day like waking up to a naked man you hooked up with taking a walk of shame
I hung my underwear from the tree in his front yard. Consider my territory marked.
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
I was eating pickles straight from a jar, contemplating doing something productive. What did I miss?
i'm in a very strange mood rn i'm listening to bruno mars??? am i ok????
ETA 20 minutes and if you greet me at the door with a gin & tonic I’ll give you head.
i made that whipped coffee shit today. took six pouches of instant espresso.
please tell me you didn’t consume six shots of espresso
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