I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
he was so drunk he doesn't remember anything. I have to break up with him all over again
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
I am on top of a rooftop peeing on your freedom
Just so you know, if I get bored tomorrow I WILL pretend to get drunk in the bathroom and crash the whole thing
I just googled "can they trace a vibrator back to you" so that' s how my life it going.
Nothing more ironic than raw dogging some random Asian hottie last night and then doing the walk of shame home from her place mixed in with the participants of the AIDS walk
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
I just did the math technically I'll be drunk until 2:30-3:00pm
Just had a flashback of scottish man yellin' at my face. What the fuck I did?
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
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