how hairy? two words: wookie tits
that's why i date skinny girls, they don't realize how small it is.
Her "get-your-paper-done-early-blowjob" incentive is the thing that has successfully deterred my procrastination
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
She started licking your face, then you turned to me and said "I guess thats my cue", and you proceeded to hook up with her.
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
Nobody will take a lit match to your nipple without warning you this time. Pinky swear.
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
Alright I'd bang a 4 sober, It's been like 3-4 weeks or how ever long 4th of July was ago. I wanna fuck something.
4th of July was 12 days ago. The date is literally in the text you just sent.
I don't care about the dates I just wanna bone something.
I'm literally naked with a whole pizza in my lap sitting in my chair.
And my butt misses you like the deserts miss the rain.
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