It's like she bought one bad life decision and got one free
Drinking at work by myself... My boss just walked into me copying my face on the copy machine..
Dontating $10 to the Red Cross relief effort in Japan for every car bomb I take tomorrow. Yes, buying me a drink just became a good cause.
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
Regardless of age or alcohol consumption, the knowledge that my dad spanks my mom sexually has the very real potential to fuck my shit up.
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
Goddamnit Shari. He's not called Pencil Dick because he's good a sketching...
I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
my throat is bruised, my back is scarred, my vagina feels like it's going to fall off.. you're like godzilla. you destroy everything.
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
I'VE LOST MY DIGNITY, MY PRIDE, AND EVEN MY BOOTY CALL. HAPPY THANKSGIVING.
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
My shower turned into a bath, turned into me lying on the shower floor with the water running over me... That hung over..
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