Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
Dude I need help. What word is complimentary, but sounds like "chunky"?
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
This baby is an asshole
Just had to find a way to explain to the border patrol that we were coming into canada "for about a half hour to have one last under 21 drink before kendals birthday at midnight." He said ok and told us where the closest bar was. Nice man.
These pissing matches have to stop. They led to last night's scotch through the nose shots. I'll never smell again.
Just got escorted to my 7:45 class by an old woman because I was too hungover to not realize I was four floors too high.
my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
Mike found the condom wrapper on the washing machine and looked at me and said "Magnum? NICE girl. Get that nut!" then proceeded to puke in a cup
And we're now at 8 people from the office coming to my desk to ask me "do you feel better?".
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
He used pronouns for his penis while sexting. I don't know what I did to deserve this.
You can’t homewreck what the Lord hath brought together.
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
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