SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
Goldfish can't live in a bowl filled with tequila, lesson learned.
I had to take the fire extinguisher from him. He was just sitting on the floor petting it.
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
What did he say? I couldn't hear him over the sound of how awesome his beard is.
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
Just left a strip club where they let me on stage to teach them tricks. Time of my life!
drunk brunch me or lose me forever
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
and you fell through a lawn chair
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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