I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
You know how I know he's a virgin? He's wearing transition lenses.
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
I just found that video of you jumping onto my exercise ball feet-first and face-planting into my shoe rack.
Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
A woman on my train just walked down the carriage in a wedding dress, crying and clutching a can of Carlsberg. Oh...
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
Nothing quite like the "I had sex you a month ago and now we're stopped at the same 4 way" wave
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
He got up in the middle of the show and returned with this massive ham shank, then offered me some by asking "wanna suckle on my hog." Should I be offended?
I'm not a morning person, and, trust me, no matter how good your cock may be, it will not turn me into one.
I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
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