Annihilated within 20 minutes of arriving on Saturday, proceeded to hook up with him half a dozen times/almost have sex in the shed. Later on I text his boyfriend letting him know he's okay and that he's asleep next to me. If I could parlay this skill into a vital component of national security I'd be the Jack Bauer of homewrecking. Diner later?
I just had sex in the back of an ambulance. Call me.
Why do my orgasm prompt her to begin using babytalk EVERYTIME?!
my dad told me i had to spend my money wisely..so i spent the money he gave me for a desk chair on weed. ill be so high i wont even notice its gone
he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave
Just told him about my threesome. if that doesn't make him want to date me nothing will.
Just gave a gay guy pointers on how to make anal not hurt. Reevaluation of life choices: in progress.
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
He hasn't responded, but he probably just jizzed in his shorts again, so I'll give him time.
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
By far the fardest thing to do drunk is open a band aid
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
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