I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
I don't think it's considwred fine dining when you're passing out at golden palace in chinatown at 4 am with you boss who happens to be wearing a dress.
I found the bottle of ketchup and sobe you tried to hide in the middle of the lawn last night
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
Well I took a spicy wing shit in a field this morning.
A fair warning: I don't think a cop will let you off the hook just because your birthday is on New Year's Eve
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
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