oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
No gym. Sooooo hung over. Just puked up the water I drank and it still has ice cubes in it.
I'm sick of being broke. I had vicodin and frosting for lunch.
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
I don't want to die alone with cake watching shows about cake
You were running around drunk in a Toga chasing the frat's Husky. Of course they remember you.
He woke me up for a 10am bootycall. he was already drunk when he got here and when we were fucking, bagpipes started playing amazing grace outside of my window!! I love Boston on st. Patties day!!
I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
I don't know what I'm more pleased with, the blowie last night or that fact that there's still 20 dollars in my wallet
LOOK AT MY ASS AND LEGS IN THIS SKIRT. I KNOW ALL THE BEST HIDING SPOTS IN THIS BUILDING. AND I OFFER TEQUILA.
Going to put that on my resume. "Only accidentally snapchatted my titties to all of my friends once."
Dollars spent: $83, Girls kissed: 4, Girls slept with:2, Girls currently making me breakfast: 1, Fucks given: 0
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
Do you remember what happened last night? All I could find we're phone numbers of strip clubs in Detroit. Did we go to Detroit?
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