this episode of spongebob makes me wish crabby patties were real
Tell me why Im cashing out of Walmart with Smirnoff and catfood
just had cupcakes and mountain dew for dinner-now i'm playing super mario brothers. 10 year olds all over the world would kill to be me.
I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
today's the one month anniversary of me not giving anyone head. can you tell me you're proud
it's sad that this is a milestone
did i walk over a car last night?
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
I barely remember the girls that I got pregnant, you think I'm gunna remember the ones that played handball
I don't know how or when he is sober long enough to donate plasma
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
i fell out of the car and didnt spill my drink. come overrrr
truly a win in your book
I had a dream last night that I used a condom when I had sex. That's how I knew it was a dream
...and now I welcome the sweet embrace of death.
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