Apparently he's never heard a queef, he totally thought I farted and got freaked out.
Last night was a blur. All I remember is jizzing in the squeegee bucket at a gas station.
The look on the soccer mom's face was PRICELESS.
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
I think im gonna have to stop sexting on the metra. The middle aged businessman behind me just leaned over and whispered 'dirty girl' and highfived his seatmate.
Woke up with 3 sports bras for underwear. Valiant effort drunk me.
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
First booty call in Europe.. In Barcelona. With a German. In broad daylight.... Is that how they do it here?
Seriously, webMD this shit for me, I cant move and I dont wanna die until I have something worth fighting over in my will
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
Also, being stuck with my family all week has made it very clear that I need to be drunk and I need to be fucked pronto
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
I thought the dude was just really enjoying his piss but apparently he was jerkin off into the urinal.
when she didn't finish her burrito you wanted to call the cops because you said it was neglect
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