I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
I've drank myself into a smaller pants size. Who ever said alcoholism was unhealthy was mistaken.
i found the one person in the world who takes longer to cum than i do... mutual dissatisfaction is probably not the best foundation for a relationship.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
Yeah, my new jeep also came with custom license plates that read 4SKIIN. Not "4 skin" but "4 skiing" thanks mom and dad
Wouldn't life be so much easier if you could just walk up to attractive men and say, "Let me bear your children" and it wouldn't be creepy?
Or possibly end in a restraining order?
Doing 9 month old dishes in my bath tub. These dishes literally had enough time to gestate a human child
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
This is why we can never be together. Well that and we r married to other ppl but that's very minor detail compared to the coffee issue
After getting kicked out of the bar, you proceeded to McDonald's, ordered 30 nuggets, slammed them all back in 5 minutes and then stole 3 traffic cones...how you only got charged with drunk in public is beyond me.
Think I have the only job where I can be naked in a room with my manager at work. Apart from hookers
I just brought her a lipstick taser. So just remember that the next time you get smart with her
You rolled over grabbed my crotch and said "that's my waffle." I'm sleeping on the couch next time.
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
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