The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
And the clouds opened up and the sex gods said I hate you alfalfa
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
I really don't want to get drunk alone tonight. Like, I'll do it, but I won't enjoy it.
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
I started my period on international women's day. It's like the world is congratulating me and punishing me for being a woman at the same time
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
Totally writing my paper on the toilet. Makes me miss you.
Sorry I missed your call. I was in the shower washing away my sins and sweat. Please tell me you want to get drunk as shit later.
I’ve chosen to watch a Mercedes station wagon drive around the Austrian in the rain because it’s live sports. If that doesn’t explain 2020, I don’t know what does.
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