You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
I am drinking at a movie theater seeing a children's movie, 2nd time this week
well when mom kept referring to my "black hole of a vagina" and how i devoured all the nuts at the party like i was a pro, i figured my stay was up.
He gave them shots of purell and called it "acid rain" jello shots. They took them.
I hate freshman.
Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
we decided it was best to cut you off after we caught you trying to "baptize" my cat in the jungle juice
did you really just refer to me me as an old fashioned penis?
I had a great penis washing session in the sink before I left. Washed off all the bar and green beer
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
Well if he truly loves me he will just have to accept my flaws. And that includes a tequila dependency and borderline lesbianism.
I told him I was on the pill and it was OK to fire away. I want to never have to wear panty house or ever go to an office again. This is my early retirement plan. I want half of his NBA money.
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
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