I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
Gonna get hammered and start online dating men in prison. But... only the ones who get out within two years.
Girl's gotta have her standards.
just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
Just when I think I'm the one with the problem, I get home for the holidays and the family shows me what alcoholism is really about
Somebody left a mini pitcher in the bathroom. Think its safe?
Please come fuck me. I had the worst sex of my life the other night and I need to be reminded that sex is actually enjoyable
Love me.
GO THE FUCK TO BED IT'S 3AM I AM NOT TAKING YOU TO MCDONALDS.
Just for one nugget?
In case you're wondering where my head is at right now, it's wishing that I was getting laid and not having a debate about cheese.
I'm pretty sure I said "this might be the last time I'm in here" but then I took his pants off so that's a mixed message
things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
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