we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
My cleaning lady broke my bubbler. It's awkward between us now.
Why?
Because she knows I do drugs and I know she's a clumsy bitch.
Spent the entire ride home from downtown trying to convince designated dawgs to drop us off at waffle house instead of our apartment. i told them it was my house...they didn't buy it.
This place smells like bottom shelf liquor and broken dreams
Let me be the 15% helpful, 85% useless as shit angel on your shoulder.
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
Thought I was doing makeup today for a photo shoot for a short film. WRONG. Try I'm on the set for a Fucking Sci-Fi PORN.
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
Is there a reason why your pubic hair is a plastic bag on my bathroom floor? And yes I know its yours... You wrote your name on the bag
There’s a child, alone, sitting on a picnic table out there, making bird noises
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